Nicole vs. Life
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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