You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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