we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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