I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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