we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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