He kissed a someone with a penis
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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