After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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