The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
be right there i have to get my cape
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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