How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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