God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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