Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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