Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
