i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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