it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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