summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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