are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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