So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
pop tarts are not kleenex
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
