Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
