Three words: puerto rican gang bang
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
