had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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