I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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