I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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