Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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