no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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