Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone