Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.