Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Is Oprah even human
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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