Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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