I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
