Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We are all done wearing pants today
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