so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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