all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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