She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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