why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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