Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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