At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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