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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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