You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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