So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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