I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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