It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I know her cup size but not her name....
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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