I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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