How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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