Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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