When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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