you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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