how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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