i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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