He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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