That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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