Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
