I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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