i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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