i was rollin on her like bob the builder
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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