I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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