Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i don't like sucking hair
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Randomize
