try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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